Contagious Composition & a Bag of M&M's

February 23, 2010

The Ex Wife and the Battle of the Wobbly Bits

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It is February 23rd, and in less than a month I will be heading off to Hawaii to spend 10 days of sheer bliss with my sweetie.  Or so I hope.  Don’t get me wrong, I am definitely going to Hawaii, and I am definitely going to be with my boyfriend, but there’s a part of me that worries about the sheer bliss thing.

You see, my boyfriend and I have kind of an unusual relationship.  That said, those of you who know me know that unusual is pretty much the norm in my world.  In a nutshell, he lives with me and my children half the year, in 3-week intervals, and he lives with his ex wife (of 5 years) and his kids the other half of the year, again in 3-week intervals.  Yep, you read that right.  I’m dating a man who last year lived with his ex for 194 days compared to my 149 days.  Not that I’m counting or anything, mind you.  And for all you math wizards out there, I know the days don’t add up to 365, but there actually is a reason for that….business travel.

But I digress….this post isn’t about their living arrangements or anything else I might find interesting, for we could spend weeks if not months dissecting that.  This post is about my need to look utterly fabulous because while I am in that tropical paradise, I will not only be meeting said ex wife, but also staying at her place.  Yes, I know that there’s the potential of the situation being awkward as ass and no, I’m not really sure where that saying originated or why it caught on.  What I do know is that while I am hopeful that she is a wonderful person and we totally hit it off, that does not negate the need for me to look fantastic and be in top-notch form.  I mean, she wasn’t some fly-by-night.  He was married to her for 10 years, and that’s nothing to scoff at.  So the pressure’s on.

Therefore, I have decided that after this past weekend of bingeing on wine and copious amounts of cheese that, I’m sorry to report, has taken up residence on my ass, I have to stop messing around and get serious.  While I’m not overweight, I do have a fair amount of wobbly bits that need to be addressed.  The current plan for eradicating the pesky wobbly bits is working out and eating healthy, nutritious, low-cal, low-fat  foods.   I must note that while I write this, I am feasting on Oreo truffles.  Hence, the battle of the wobbly bits begins tomorrow.  Good plan!

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February 22, 2010

The Starting Point…Bananas and Batteries

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Every good story has a starting point.  I’m not presumptuous enough to think that my story will fall under the category of good, however, I will settle for fair.  As I try to gather my thoughts in order to give you a glimpse into who I am as well as my frequently interesting, sometimes ridiculous, never mundane life, my 12-year old is arguing with me about bananas.  It is his bedtime and true to form he is all of a sudden going to die of starvation.  Amazingly enough, he wasn’t on the brink of death 15 minutes ago when I told him it was time to get ready for bed.

Tonight, however, the victory is mine.  It is short, and it is sweet, but I’ll take it.  He stomps off banana-less, though not admitting defeat, to go brush his teeth.

Now…a sneak peak of me…I’m a 30-something single mother of 2 fantastic kids ages 14 and 12. Everyday I work like a dog making substantially less than my male counterparts but doing significantly more, as are most women at my place of employment.

I grew up in New Jersey, and was dragged, kicking and screaming, out to the lovely state of Idaho, where I was determined that I would only reside for a year at most.  To date, I have lived here for 14 years.  So much for determination.  Obviously, mine had a short shelf life.

I consider myself to be articulate, fairly witty, and have a decent amount of positive self esteem, which I did lose for a brief period but regained about a year ago.  I have also been told that I possess elements of both the cool and ridiculous simultaneously.  Not sure how I feel about that last statement.

My childhood was pretty average.  I am an only child and probably one of the few only children I know who didn’t suffer from the same affliction that affects only children the world over…a sense of entitlement mixed with a dash of brattiness thrown in for good measure.  To my parents credit, they worked tirelessly to make sure I wasn’t spoiled.  However, for the record, I feel that putting batteries in my Christmas stocking was going a bit far.  But, on the bright side, it gave me something to tell a psychiatrist later in life.

I am starting this blog because someone once told me that writing is cathartic, and I believe him.  So, here it goes….if you stumble upon my blog and stick with me, you will share in the shenanigans of raising children, the disasters and successes of dating, the trials and triumphs of the workplace, and the peeks and valleys of daily life.  Hope you enjoy it, and if you don’t, please just lie and pretend you do!

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